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Chew Toy Sentenced

Lucy, a three year old border collie, hopes to finish her blue chew toy this week. The offending chew toy imitates the shape of a dachshund with rope wrapped around its belly. "How is it squeaking without a head?" she asked during an interview this morning. Early last week, the toy had two squeakies, one in the head and one in the posterior. Lucy managed to remove the head squeaky and most of the head late last week. She is currently removing the stuffing on her way along the toy's spinal region to the posterior. Experts believe Lucy's hopes are ambitious and foresee the task continuing through Spring Break.